I didn't do it

foreverpheebs:

Happy 45th Birthday, Matthew Perry! (August, the 19th)

hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:
Anonymous

andrewbelami:

when ur with family

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when ur with bae

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blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.
Robin Sharma (via kindahorngry)

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

vanillish:

i’m sending that outfit to the shadow realm

vanillish:

i’m sending that outfit to the shadow realm

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail